My crush on Albert Einstein

Ladies, maybe gents, perhaps you can relate. I’m not quite sure why I was reflecting on Al while I was skating the other day. Maybe it was some theory of his that was mysteriously propelling me through space & time although I have no idea which theory that might be. And yes, I find expressive intelligence powerfully attractive & sexy, and I’m sure that’s a Big part of my Big Al crush and certainly one of the main reasons I found my husband to be so irresistible.

Anyhow, back to Al… that engagingly adorable face, the wildest mane, the slightly mischievous expression in most pictures, and yes, those bedroom eyes, all combining to set my very young heart aflutter, and I say very because I’m sure it was in adolescence when I first said, “Who’s that?!” As a young adult I of course came to appreciate so much more about him which ultimately manifested itself as a sexual attraction. A li’l, ol’, dead guy… His essay, “The World As I See It” confirmed it for me. I love AE.